I was way too young to appreciate the Newton. However, for you old timers who are still angry that Steve cancelled it, you can dress up your iPhone with this Retro Case. Every iPhone owner shouldn’t leave home with out an Inflatable iPhone Booth. The sound proof environment is noise free, which allows for a more enjoyable conversation while using your iPhone. I know that I’m definitely getting a “Hope Diamond” case, which comes with a real life security guard. I’ll sleep much better at night and so will you. Lastly, you need the iPhone Stress Pills! There are pills for everything, so why not a little something to help you cope with the iPhone pre-release anxiety, jealous rage of our friends, or frustration of dealing with Apple? It’s highly recommended that you gulp down the entire bottle should your iPhone gets lost or stolen.

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