“Hey instead of releasing a proper APPLICATION that can run natively ON your iPhone, we’re going to make some half-assed web app that might work, if your lucky enough to maintain your internet connection long enough for us to run back and forth to every server on the continent (and through that little closet with all the government spies listening in) before finally returning it back to your iPhone…so we can crash it back to the home screen. Oh, and no, you can’t use it to dial phone numbers. That’ll be $10 please.”